Silly Milly

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....

 

Apek:   Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?  

Ali   :   Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih  loo...

 

Apek:  ?!! err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..

 

Ali:      Apa problem?  

 

Apek:  Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tadak bagut...   manyak cinang semputloh ...  

 

Ali:      Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong.  
tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...  

 

Apek:  Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?  

 

Ali:     Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo..  
lu lagi lambat pancut..  

 

Apek:  ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??  

 

Ali:      ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa.. 

 
Apek:  ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

  

Ali:     Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)  

 

Apek:  Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk     lupunya lanchiau..  

 

Ali:      Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..  

 

Apek:  Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau...  

Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka..  
bolo punya olang..  

 

Ali:     Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..  
Bukan potong zaka la..... proton saga........lah

 

 

StudenT-StudeNt ku YAnG diKAsIHi,,, NI tokmoh NAk ShaRe INfo SKeT!

MSC Dgn Kerjasama KDI mengadakan Kursus InitiatiVe yang AmaT2 BerGune KEpaDa KIte! sO Ini Adalah PEluaNG YAng RugI saPE x AmiK…

 

BawaH ni TokMOH BrieV SkeT Undergraduated Course,

de banyak g,, so try ar usha link bawah NI k

 

 

MOre INfo: loG in to http://kdi.msc.com.my/Main.action

 

 

Undergraduate Skills Programme

The Undergraduate Skills Programme (USP) is specifically designed for Undergraduates who wish to enhance their skills in programming, database, operating systems, networking and much more. These technical and soft skill courses are inline with today’s ICT industry needs and will increase the marketability of Malaysian Undergraduates. MSC Malaysia status companies will also get an opportunity to interview the undergraduates during the course duration.

Fast Facts

Target:
Fresh graduates (between 0 and 12 months upon graduation) and MSC Malaysia status companies

Objective:
Its objective is to assist soon-to-be graduates to gain relevant industry skill sets and encourage employability.

Key Benefits:
USP provides free training to assists soon-to-be graduates to gain relevant industry skill sets, during the industrial attachment period. This will enhance the talent pool for MSC Malaysia while improving their employability upon graduation and reduce unemployment.

For more information
CliC
MSC MALAYSIA CLIENT CONTACT CENTRE
E-mail: clic@mdec.com.my
Tel: 1-800-88-8338 (within Malaysia)
Tel: +6 03 8315 3000 (outside Malaysia)
Fax: +03 8315 3115

Opportunities Created through the MSC Malaysia Undergraduate Skills Programme

• Undergraduates can:
  • Enhance employability in today’s competitive job market by having additional industry relevant training.
  • Be exposed to relevant development tools and techniques used by practitioners within the ICT industry.
  • Have the opportunity to acquire industry relevant technical certification
• ICT Industry can:
  • Have a supply of fresh graduates with industry relevant and current ICT skills.
  • Have the opportunity to employ directly from university level.

Skill Sets Available under USP

Under the USP, the skill sets identified are:

• Programming (J2EE, .NET, XML, C, C++, PHP, etc)
• Database (SQL, Oracle, DB2, etc)
• Operating Systems (Microsoft, SuSE, Red Hat, Unix, etc)
• Networking (TCP/IP, Wireless Lan, etc)
• Creative Multimedia (3D, Post Production, Games, Pre Production)
• Engineering (VLSI, DSP, RF, etc)
• Soft Skills (Logical reasoning, presentation, etc)

Programme Details

• Duration - 3 to 10 weeks (9am-5pm on a daily basis from Monday to Friday)
• When - During internship / semester break / after final year exams (before convocation). Click here for the latest training calendar.
• Location - In training labs provided by the IHL of successful undergraduates
• Training Cost - Free for the undergraduates and IHLs
• Food, accommodation & transport cost - To be borne by undergraduates

Who can participate

• All Malaysian undergraduates
• With a minimum CGPA of 2.50.
• Passed the pre-assessment evaluation by KDI.

How to apply

It’s easy, just:

• Apply online here.
• And wait for approval notification from KDI.
• KDI or the respective training providers will contact successful applicants; or
• Alternatively, contact your IHL industry liaison officer and provide him/her with your full particulars.

• Open Notepad and copy the below code and save as locker.bat.
• At first time start it will create folder with Locker automatically for u. Don’t forget to change your password in the code its shown the place where to type your password.
• After creation of the Locker folder, place the contents u want to lock inside the Locker Folder and run locker.bat again.it will ask.press Y and enter key ,then Locker folder will be disappeared.
• Again click locker.bat and give your password, you will get your folder opened.

(NB:The folder Locker will be on the same on path of the batch file(*.bat))
**********************************************************
cls
@ECHO OFF
title Folder Locker
if EXIST "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" goto UNLOCK
if NOT EXIST Locker goto MDLOCKER
:CONFIRM
echo Are you sure u want to Lock the folder(Y/N)
set/p "cho=>"
if %cho%==Y goto LOCK
if %cho%==y goto LOCK
if %cho%==n goto END
if %cho%==N goto END
echo Invalid choice.
goto CONFIRM
:LOCK
ren Locker "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
attrib +h +s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
echo Folder locked
goto End
:UNLOCK
echo Enter password to Unlock folder
set/p "pass=>"
if NOT %pass%== type your password here goto FAIL
attrib -h -s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
ren "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" Locker
echo Folder Unlocked successfully
goto End
:FAIL
echo Invalid password
goto end
:MDLOCKER
md Locker
echo Locker created successfully
goto End
:End

Anda Musti tertanya-tanya kan? apakah antivirus yang terbaik Dwaktu kini?

tokMOh de InFo nak sHare dgn KowanG suMe,,,

INi AdaLah ReSuLt DaRi TesTer pade May 2008,

Retrospective / ProActive - Test May 2008 Copyright (c) by AV-Comparatives (www.av-comparatives.org) - Tested on Windows XP Professional SP2

NOTE: Due some changes in the test, this time the results show only how the products scored at a specific (quite short) time and may due that not necessarly apply in general. Please read the report for details. Next time the test results will be again more meaningful, by including a larger quantity of samples and 2 different time-frames.

Hahah,, i dont know how to say,, but this is the worse part of my liFE ever...!!
But eventually I've PasT mY softskIll!! yuuuuuuhuuuuuu....
Dammit,, i got 4 paper fail, hate that much the mathematics things!!

wanna see changing of my life? here it is!:


this is me! my first semester in university



i'm i change on 2nd semester? huhu.. dont think so...




hahah,, gotcha!! i'm changing!
a litle bit harsh right??


on my 3rd semester!!
seeeeeeeeeeeeeee............




and now on my current semester!! hihi... i've changed a lots!!

and guest what? this is me right now!!




well??what do u think??

i'm happy in what i'm now.. but some people said that i'm crazy,,, what a loser..
huhu,, but i dont care because I'M WHATEVER THEY SAY I'M!!

Hello hello HELL!!..

its been a long time since my last post of blog..

well.. so hard to write it!, juz got some intro of mine!

i'm ToKMOh ! - tokMOH raMli..